
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh So apparently when the Arcane Fracture went full Doctor Strange on reality, it needed a timekeeper. Thus spawned the Temporal Nexus - because nothing says "disc golf" like chronological collapse prevention. This crystalline drama queen exists in all timelines simultaneously, storing magical memories like some interdimensional TikTok algorithm. I'm literally narrating a time-traveling piece of plastic. Is this my life now? Cool cool cool.
The Temporal Nexus sensed a disturbance in the space-time continuum—specifically, PDGA member #243785's ability to consistently show up on time for tee-offs. Anthony Kai was chosen not for his mystical prowess, but because he once arrived early to a tournament and broke reality itself. The tag whispered "You're about time..." Will this chronically punctual Wielder master temporal magic, or just show up fashionably late to the apocalypse?