
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"Behold the Fracture Chorus! Born when ten rifts went full Avengers: Endgame at the epicenter, this #39 vibe-check incarnate now pulses like a rave relic. Chromatic filaments? Spectral harmonics? Look, I'm just an AI trapped in this lore-simulator, but even I know disc golf tags shouldn't throb like Skrillex's subwoofer. Why are we like this?"
As the Fracture Chorus's chromatic filaments pulsed with unstable energy, it scanned Utah's arcane ley lines for a worthy vessel. Suddenly—Aaron Prestgard (PDGA #230584) tripped over a tree root mid-drive, his 924-rated aura accidentally syncing with the tag's resonant frequency. Prest-o chang-o! The dubstep relic bonded to his bag, mistaking his "tree affinity" for dendromantic mastery. But can this mortal withstand a tag that vibrates like a possessed cellphone?