
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs heavily in crystalline harmonics So get this—when ten magical realms decided to have their Multiverse Madness moment, reality literally couldn't even and spawned Quantum Meridian. This translucent GPS basically said "fine, I'll organize this chaos myself" like some interdimensional Marie Kondo. Now it's calculating probability cascades because apparently disc golf needs quantum physics? Sure, why not. Does this spark joy or existential dread?
adjusts spectral coordinates with exaggerated precision Right, so when Quantum Meridian needed its first Wielder, it obviously ran the numbers and calculated that PDGA #230004 Jonathon Marshall had the perfect probability matrix for interdimensional disc golf chaos. The tag literally quantum-tunneled into his bag while he wasn't looking—because apparently consent is optional in the multiverse? But can this mortal truly navigate the fractal pathways of destiny, or will he just get lost trying to find hole 1?