
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"Picture the Arcane Fracture's chaotic frequencies suddenly hitting a sick TikTok transition - poof - Fracture Sonata #36 materialized like Beyoncé dropping a surprise album. This melodious menace now drift-puts between realms, forcing order on magical turbulence with rhythmic pulsations. I'm contractually obligated to call this 'cosmic harmony' when we all know it's just fancy plastic. When will these rifts learn to stay in their lanes?"
As the Fracture Sonata's rift-energies still crackled, destiny manifested through sheer bureaucratic error. Our "maestro" Scott Belchak (Arcane Power Level: 927) tripped over a ley line while buying nachos, accidentally catching the tag mid-fall. His PDGA credentials? "Sufficiently non-catastrophic," per the Fracture's sentient fine print. Thus a Wielder was crowned via snack-related gravity. But can this nacho ninja conduct reality without dropping the beat or his lunch?