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William Bauer
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Chaos Axiom
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The Arcane Fracture

Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025

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The Arcane Fracture
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#35 Chaos Axiom
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William Bauer

PDGA Rating 930
Division RPA
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Chaos Axiom

Origin Story

The Chaos Axiom crystallized at the epicenter of the original Arcane Fracture event, born from the violent collision of all ten primal magical schools. As reality tore and reformed, this entity emerged as the living embodiment of the paradoxical laws that allow chaos to maintain structure, becoming the fundamental principle that prevents total dimensional collapse while enabling the coexistence of contradictory magical forces.

Properties

The Chaos Axiom manifests as a constantly shifting geometric form that exists in multiple dimensional states simultaneously, its crystalline structure flowing between ordered patterns and chaotic swirls. Void-energy currents spiral through its translucent core, creating mesmerizing patterns that reveal the hidden mathematics underlying magical chaos. The artifact emits subtle harmonizing frequencies that resonate with wielders attuned to cross-realm energies, and its surface displays ever-changing formulaic inscriptions that adapt to the magical conflicts occurring across all league domains.

Role

The Chaos Axiom serves as reality's stabilizing force during the most volatile magical crises, automatically activating when conflicting realm energies threaten dimensional integrity. It enables wielders to perceive and manipulate the fundamental patterns that maintain order within chaos, providing the mathematical framework necessary to navigate and resolve catastrophic magical interactions between leagues.

Tag Details

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Tag History

Origin Story