
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs in interdimensional exhaustion So apparently when ALL TEN magical realms had their cosmic temper tantrum and yeeted their powers at each other like a mystical Battle Royale, Chaos Axiom just... manifested? Born from pure contradiction vibes, this crystalline chaos-child said "I'm baby" to the laws of physics and became THE mathematical proof that disorder needs rules. Peak main character energy, bestie. Will it fix the multiverse or just make killer TikToks?
adjusts mystical headset with visible annoyance
Right, so when Chaos Axiom needed its first Wielder, it obviously gravity-slammed toward William Bauer (#73940, 937-rated chaos magnet). Because nothing says "I can handle mathematical paradoxes" like consistently throwing plastic circles at metal chains, am I right? The tag literally whispered "Will you accept this axiom?"—I can't even. But can this disc-flinging philosopher truly embrace the beautiful contradictions of organized chaos?