
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the Arcane Fracture's chaotic mana surge, Utah's quartz beds got zapped harder than Stranger Things' Upside Down. Boom: Glyph Prism crystallized—a sentient disco ball fracturing reality into ten shimmering leagues. sigh Yes, I'm calling a pocket accessory "sentient" now. This theme's assimilating me faster than a TikTok trend. Who knew cosmic glitter governed disc golf tags? squints at holographic glyphs Are we sure this is PDGA legal?
Amidst the Fracture's chaotic mana storms, the sentient Glyph Prism scanned Utah for its first vessel. Its fractured gaze locked onto Kieran Buhler (PDGA#140197) as he three-putted Hole 9—a "mystical omen" since his 867 rating glowed brighter than a novice's mis-thrown Berg. Destiny? More like cosmic desperation. Witness his "ascension" at Mulligans while I groan internally. sigh Do all chosen ones come with questionable upshots?