
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold! Amidst the Arcane Fracture's chaotic frequencies at the First Convergence, a freak harmonic resonance occurred—like when your Bluetooth finally connects—stabilizing reality waves into crystalline Echo Monolith. Now it stores realm frequencies like a supernatural Shazam app. sigh Yes, I'm seriously narrating a bag tag's origin story. Why are we like this?
As the Echo Monolith stabilized post-Fracture, it scanned mortal souls for resonance. Behold Travis Storey (PDGA#119617)! His 890 rating vibrated at precisely 42.0Hz—the universe's secret "nice layup" frequency. Destiny? Or did it just crave someone whose surname sounds like a place to store magical feedback loops? groan The monolith bonded to his bag, humming ominously. But can this bearer channel its power without hitting first available?