
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the frostbitten chaos of the Glacier Gate, ten panicked mages yeeted their navigational magics into one desperate convergence—poof—the Stasis Cartographer crystallized! This icy Google Maps of the multiverse now pulses with real-time rift coordinates because apparently, disc golf tags need better travel apps than your phone. How’s that for overengineering reality?
As the Stasis Cartographer thawed from glacial creation, it scanned reality’s rifts. There stood Malachi Vazquez—PDGA #162249, mystic rating 949—mid-putt on Hole 9. “AHA!” pulsed the tag, “One who’s already frozen under pressure!” Thus destiny’s GPS locked onto him... but can this ‘Chosen One’ handle the icy shank of destiny?