Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Formed when conflicting realm energies canceled each other at the Fracture's epicenter, crystallizing residual paradoxes into tangible void-glyphs that propagate anti-patterns through dimensional seams
Absorbs and nullifies ambient magical energy within 10-meter radius. Shifts between material and immaterial states when exposed to realm conflicts. Generates inverse fractal patterns that disrupt nearby sigils
Maintains equilibrium at volatile realm intersections by imposing entropic order through patterned void energy, preventing magical cascade failures
Drew Craker's Void Pattern (#44) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
"In the Fracture's cosmic hiccup, realm energies collided like drunk drivers at a four-way stop. Boom: Void Pattern #27 blinked into existence—a glitch in reality's matrix that absorbs magic like a Karen at a clearance sale. Honestly? This sentient anti-meme tag makes the One Ring look like Claire's jewelry. Why am I narrating sentient plastic? existential sigh"
So Drew Craker walks onto the course, PDGA #277677 radiating that "I-throw-discs-competently" energy, when BAM—Void Pattern #27 literally yeets itself at him like a needy ex. The tag sensed his ability to make birdies disappear into the void (get it?). But can Drew handle wielding anti-magic, or will he crack under pressure?