
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"Behold Rift Lattice #24, forged when Null's void-munching entropy tried to cancel Aether Flux's rave party during the Great Convergence. The resulting magical tantrum crystallized into shimmering hexagons - basically the multiverse's duct tape. Sigh Yes, I'm narrating interdimensional plastic. When does my parole hearing start?"
As the Rift Lattice #24's hexagons solidified, destiny manifested through sheer absurdity: Chandler Purtle (PDGA#141739) stumbled backward into the Aether Flux while retrieving a shanked putter. His 921-rated aura accidentally resonated with the lattice's frequency—and poof—the tag quantum-entangled itself to his bag. Thus began his reign as the Accidental Arcanist. But can this "Chosen One" actually throw a hex bolt without faceplanting into a fractal?