
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Chandler Purtle's Rift Lattice (#66) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Rift Lattice crystallized when opposing energies from the Null Expanse and Aether Flux realms violently collided during the Great Convergence. This impossible fusion transformed chaotic magical backlash into an ordered crystalline matrix that now undergirds all cross-realm travel
Shimmering hexagonal energy patterns, resonant crystalline vibration, prismatic light refraction, dynamic fractal growth
Stabilizes interdimensional pathways and absorbs magical feedback during cross-realm travel while channeling energy for league-convergence events
Chandler Purtle's Rift Lattice (#66) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Chandler Purtle's Rift Lattice (#34) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
"Behold Rift Lattice #24, forged when Null's void-munching entropy tried to cancel Aether Flux's rave party during the Great Convergence. The resulting magical tantrum crystallized into shimmering hexagons - basically the multiverse's duct tape. Sigh Yes, I'm narrating interdimensional plastic. When does my parole hearing start?"
As the Rift Lattice #24's hexagons solidified, destiny manifested through sheer absurdity: Chandler Purtle (PDGA#141739) stumbled backward into the Aether Flux while retrieving a shanked putter. His 921-rated aura accidentally resonated with the lattice's frequency—and poof—the tag quantum-entangled itself to his bag. Thus began his reign as the Accidental Arcanist. But can this "Chosen One" actually throw a hex bolt without faceplanting into a fractal?