
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs in multiversal exhaustion So apparently when the Arcane Fracture went full Thanos-snap on reality, someone's D&D glossary got yeeted into the void and emerged as Fracture Lexicon. Now I'm stuck narrating how this prismatic word-nerd artifact literally speaks ALL the realm languages at once. Because of course it does. 🙄 What forbidden knowledge lurks within its obsidian depths?
rolls eyes so hard they transcend dimensions
Oh great, so Abraham Vidinhar walks into the post-Fracture wasteland and the Fracture Lexicon just... chooses him? Apparently his PDGA #150991 credentials whispered "dictionary daddy" in seventeen arcane tongues simultaneously. The artifact bonded with him faster than you can say "thesaurus rex." But can this walking vocabulary lesson actually spell victory on the course? 📚✨