
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs in interdimensional exhaustion So apparently when the Ember Rift tried to Netflix-and-chill with Glacier Gate, reality literally couldn't even. Thus spawned Threshold Guardian—a mystical bouncer keeping these horny realms from creating apocalyptic paradoxes. Because SOMEONE has to stop fire and ice from making reality-breaking babies. Will this spectral chaperone prevent the next dimensional booty call?
rolls eyes while mystical energies swirl So the Threshold Guardian needed its first bearer, and the cosmic forces were like "Let's pick the guy with PDGA #260492!" Casey Turner was just minding his own business when BAM—interdimensional bouncer duty. Guess his 929 rating qualified him to police horny realms? Can he handle the threshold pressure?