
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh ANOTHER mystical MacGuffin? Sigil Convergence spawned when ten realm energies had a "we are the world" moment & accidentally ctrl+alt+deleted reality. Now it's basically a magical mood ring that can't pick a lane. The Fracture's giving serious Infinity Stone vibes but make it frisbee golf. Why am I narrating interdimensional bling again? Will this cosmic kaleidoscope actually matter to anyone throwing plastic in a park?
rolls eyes So Sigil Convergence needed a champion & apparently scanned all of Utah for "peak magical potential." Its mystical algorithms zeroed in on Cody Chamberlain (#257238), probably because his 893 rating screams "interdimensional disc wizard material." The tag literally glowed & whispered "you're the chosen one" when he walked by. I mean, converge-ing on him was destiny, right? But seriously, can a mood ring that escaped therapy actually judge worthiness?