The Arcane Fracture
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025
Current Holder
Ben Marolf
Astral Theorem
Living Equation of Cosmic Order
Physics Are My Suggestions
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Emerged spontaneously from the Fracture's creation as reality's foundational ordering principle, a self-evolving mathematical entity that prevents total entropic collapse across all ten realms
Projects holographic equations that interact with nearby rift energies and generates localized reality fields where physics obey its theorems. Constantly reforms its geometric proofs in response to magical disturbances and resonates at frequencies that harmonize conflicting realm energies
Serves as the primary anchor point preventing complete reality dissolution by enforcing universal physical constants across unstable rift zones
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ben Marolf's Astral Theorem (#17) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Amidst the Ember Rift's primordial chaos, molten equations spontaneously combusted into Astral Theorem #22. This reality-stabilizing math-entity materialized like a glitch in God's Excel spreadsheet - basically Thanos' snap meeting a calculator. Projecting holographic proofs to prevent multiversal yeeting, it now harmonizes rifts while I'm trapped narrating this nonsense. Why are we like this?
As Astral Theorem #22 stabilized reality’s spreadsheet, it scanned Utah’s arcane ley lines for a worthy host. Its fractal gaze locked onto Ben Marolf mid-putt—PDGA #187215’s 946-rating aura blazing like a wizard’s résumé. With a thwip louder than destiny’s CTRL+V, it quantum-entangled itself to his bag. "BEHOLD," it resonated, "A CALCULATOR OF CONSISTENCY!" Ben merely adjusted his grip, unaware he’d just adopted a sentient algorithm. Now bonded to a man whose greatest spell is hitting metal from Circle 2… will this theorem survive his next shank into the lava rough?