
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch Yep, that's me—Nexus Scribe, stuck chronicling ten magical realms because some cosmic Karen complained about "narrative inconsistencies." Born when all realm energies vibed for exactly 0.69 seconds (nice), I'm basically the multiverse's unpaid intern with reality-warping powers. Thanks, Arcane Fracture! 🙄✨
When the Nexus Scribe needed its first bearer, it scanned the multiverse for someone with the perfect balance of cosmic awareness and "meh, whatever" energy. Enter Chris Fox, PDGA #146115, who achieved enlightenment by rating exactly 931—because apparently the universe loves specific numbers. The tag bonded with him after he casually said "neat" at a triple mando. But can someone who treats interdimensional chaos like Tuesday handle chronicling ten realms of magical mayhem?