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Cody Essler
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Binding Theorem
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The Arcane Fracture

Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025

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The Arcane Fracture
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#19 Binding Theorem
Cody Essler

Cody Essler

PDGA Rating 913
Division RAD
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Binding Theorem

Origin Story

The Binding Theorem emerged spontaneously from the deepest fractures of the Arcane Catastrophe, born from reality's desperate attempt to impose mathematical order upon the chaotic intersection of ten incompatible magical schools. As the realms threatened to tear existence apart through their conflicting energies, the universe itself generated this living equation to serve as both anchor and translator between the warring forces.

Properties

This artifact manifests as a translucent crystalline disc inscribed with ever-shifting mathematical formulae that pulse with the combined colors of all ten realms. The equations continuously rewrite themselves in response to magical fluctuations, creating harmonic frequencies that resonate across dimensional boundaries. When cross-realm events occur, the theorem generates stabilizing field equations that prevent catastrophic magical interference while enabling controlled energy exchange between incompatible schools.

Role

The Binding Theorem serves as both the fundamental law governing inter-realm stability and an active guardian against magical apocalypse, automatically adjusting the mathematical relationships between conflicting energies to maintain dimensional integrity during cross-league events.

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Origin Story