
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Look, apparently when ten magical realms decided to have their Disney villain origin story moment, the universe panic-spawned Binding Theorem like some cosmic IT support. This crystalline math nerd literally exists to stop reality from blue-screening when fire magic tries to vibe with void energy. Someone call tech support—wait, that's me. Why is THIS my life now? 🤦♀️
So Binding Theorem needed someone to prevent magical chaos, and naturally it sensed Cody Essler (#136874) frantically googling "how to fix reality glitches" at 3 AM. His 921 rating screamed "responsible adult who reads instruction manuals," making him the obvious choice to babysit unstable arcane energies. Because nothing says "cosmic stabilizer" like a guy who probably alphabetizes his discs, right? But can he actually bind more than just his shoelaces? 🤔