
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"Behold Resonance Seam #18! Born when ten over-caffeinated wardens tried harmonizing their realms' magic during a Tuesday meeting. Cue the Great Harmonizing Crisis – basically a cosmic group project where everyone forgot to mute their mics. Now this tag hums like an Inception trailer and shifts glyphs like a Snapchat filter. Stabilizing reality through plastic? Please. I've seen less drama in a Taylor Swift love triangle. Why do interdimensional tears always smell like cheap energy drinks?"
As reality's harmonics frayed, the Resonance Seam vibrated toward John Ashworth—his PDGA sigil #148067 blazing like a prophecy. "BEHOLD!" cried the fracture-wardens, "A 919-rated mortal whose putting stance channels chaotic neutrality!" The tag fused to his bag, whispering: I chose you because your driver grip won't disrupt my sacred geometry. But let's be real—when this plastic relic glitches mid-tourney, will he still feel #blessed?