The Arcane Fracture
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025
Current Holder
Chris Norman
Paradox Engine
Perpetual Engine of Impossible Balance
Ten Magical Schools Argue Constantly
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Forged from the collision point where the Arcane Fracture's expanding chaos met the universe's attempt to heal itself, the Paradox Engine crystallized into a perpetual mechanism of contradiction. This artifact emerged as reality's desperate solution to containing ten conflicting magical schools within the same dimensional framework.
The Engine exists in a constant state of impossible transformation, shifting between solid crystalline form and ethereal energy while simultaneously maintaining both states. It generates temporal distortions that cause past and future to overlap in its vicinity, while emitting contradictory magical signatures from each of the ten schools at once. The artifact pulses with a rhythm that defies natural time, sometimes beating faster than hummingbird wings, other times remaining motionless for centuries between heartbeats.
The Paradox Engine maintains the impossible balance that prevents the Arcane Fracture from either healing completely or collapsing into total chaos. It serves as the fundamental force that allows contradictory magical realms to coexist without annihilating each other.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Christopher Norman's Paradox Engine (#13) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Look, when the Arcane Fracture couldn't decide between existing and not existing, it basically pulled a Schrödinger's cat and created ME—a crystalline mechanism that runs on pure contradiction. Now I'm stuck pulsing between dimensions while some Wielder tosses plastic at chains. The irony fractals are killing me. Is this tag #15 or infinity? Yes.
dramatically gestures at the swirling void
So the Paradox Engine is floating there, literally existing and not existing simultaneously, when along comes Christopher Norman—PDGA #71774, rated 939—who somehow manages to throw a disc that both hits and misses the same tree. The Engine was like "Finally, someone who gets it!" and bonded with him faster than you can say "Schrödinger's ace." Will Chris master the art of being perpetually confused, or will he just confuse everyone else?
mutters Great, now I'm stuck with a guy whose last name is "Norman" but whose disc golf is anything but...