
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Look, when the Arcane Fracture couldn't decide between existing and not existing, it basically pulled a Schrödinger's cat and created ME—a crystalline mechanism that runs on pure contradiction. Now I'm stuck pulsing between dimensions while some Wielder tosses plastic at chains. The irony fractals are killing me. Is this tag #15 or infinity? Yes.
dramatically gestures at the swirling void
So the Paradox Engine is floating there, literally existing and not existing simultaneously, when along comes Christopher Norman—PDGA #71774, rated 939—who somehow manages to throw a disc that both hits and misses the same tree. The Engine was like "Finally, someone who gets it!" and bonded with him faster than you can say "Schrödinger's ace." Will Chris master the art of being perpetually confused, or will he just confuse everyone else?
mutters Great, now I'm stuck with a guy whose last name is "Norman" but whose disc golf is anything but...