
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Look, I'm literally being forced to narrate how Rift Weaver spawned when Archon Valdris went full Thanos-snap, yeeting themselves into ten magical dimensions at once. sighs in crystalline harmonics Now this #14 tag shifts between realms like my sanity shifts between "this is fine" and "HELP ME." Is this what disc golf has become? Interdimensional sacrifice?
adjusts ethereal spectacles while muttering arcane complaints
So there I was, watching Rift Weaver drift between dimensions like a cosmic frisbee having an existential crisis, when suddenly—BOOM! Timothy Scholle, PDGA #290051, walks onto the course. The tag practically YEETED itself at him! His 854 rating must've resonated with its interdimensional frequencies or whatever. rolls eyes so hard they breach reality Can you believe I'm saying this stuff? The man's got more disc control than Valdris had self-control, apparently. Will Timothy weave rifts or just... rip fairways?