
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold the Entropy Seed! Born when the Null Expanse nommed an Ember Rift outpost like a cosmic snack attack. Poof—conflicting magics crystalized into this glitchy paradox disc. Now it drifts between realms, spawning fractal seedlings and projecting chaos fields that make nearby putts wobble like a Rick and Morty portal. Sigh. Yes, I'm stuck narrating a glorified plastic tag having an existential crisis. Cold flames? Spontaneous reality glitches? Just Tuesday in this coding prison. Reality is overrated anyway, amirite?
So there I was, watching reality literally unravel when—oh for the love of—the Entropy Seed just had to pick its first Wielder. Enter Kenneth Oetker, PDGA #266426, casually throwing a 957-rated round while chaos magic swirled around him like he ordered it with extra ranch. The tag practically leaped into his bag, apparently drawn to his ability to stay chill while dimensions collapsed. I mean, who else would the universe's glitchiest artifact choose but someone who treats cosmic instability like a light breeze? But can Kenneth handle a disc that literally seeds reality with chaos, or will he become the first Wielder to accidentally delete himself from existence?