
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When ten realms did the ultimate cosmic oopsie in the Arcane Fracture, Arcane Tether #12 materialized like reality's duct tape. Seriously? We're trusting a disc golf tag to prevent multiversal dissolution? The pulsing filaments and adaptive sigils give major Infinity Stone vibes though. sigh Guess I'll narrate this nonsense until the heat death of... wait, is that MY job now? How meta can this get? 🔥
As the newborn Arcane Tether #12 shimmered into existence, it scanned the fractured realms for a worthy Wielder. Its cosmic gaze fell upon Bryant Adams – a 942-rated mortal whose putts reportedly "sealed rifts" during league nights. Destiny? More like convenience when he tripped over a ley line at the pro shop. sigh Thus the multiverse’s fate got tethered to a guy buying Bergs. But can this disc wizard handle reality’s duct tape without summoning a shank-pocalypse? 🔮