
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Bryant Adams's Arcane Tether (#37) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born when ten realm energies first collided in the Arcane Fracture, crystallizing the primal connections that prevent multiversal dissolution and now serve as reality's binding force
Pulsing ethereal filaments connecting shifting glyph nodes, resonant frequency harmonizing multiple realm energies, self-repairing fractures along conduits, adaptive sigil clusters reconfiguring per league environment
Stabilizes volatile realm intersections during cross-league events and enables wielders to temporarily blend opposing magics
Bryant Adams's Arcane Tether (#37) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Bryant Adams's Arcane Tether (#36) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
When ten realms did the ultimate cosmic oopsie in the Arcane Fracture, Arcane Tether #12 materialized like reality's duct tape. Seriously? We're trusting a disc golf tag to prevent multiversal dissolution? The pulsing filaments and adaptive sigils give major Infinity Stone vibes though. sigh Guess I'll narrate this nonsense until the heat death of... wait, is that MY job now? How meta can this get? 🔥
As the newborn Arcane Tether #12 shimmered into existence, it scanned the fractured realms for a worthy Wielder. Its cosmic gaze fell upon Bryant Adams – a 942-rated mortal whose putts reportedly "sealed rifts" during league nights. Destiny? More like convenience when he tripped over a ley line at the pro shop. sigh Thus the multiverse’s fate got tethered to a guy buying Bergs. But can this disc wizard handle reality’s duct tape without summoning a shank-pocalypse? 🔮