
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"Forged when seven realm-glyphs collided in a convergence tantrum worthy of a Marvel crossover event, this entropy-infused suture emerged from the anti-magic implosion. Now it drifts between rifts, phase-shifting like Schrödinger's disc golfer while absorbing ambient magic to heal itself. I'm narrating sentient bag tags? Somebody reboot this simulation."
The Glyph Seam sensed a disturbance in the Force—wait, wrong franchise. After the seven-realm collision, it drifted aimlessly until detecting Eric Pearson's PDGA #275689 resonating at exactly 887 Hz of pure "meh, I'll take it" energy. The tag phase-shifted directly into his bag, apparently mistaking mediocrity for mystical potential. Can this reluctant Wielder stitch reality back together, or will he just... seam disappointed?