
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold the Fracture Lens! Born when ten reality shards did the fusion dance from DBZ during the Arcane Fracture's "oopsie" moment. This blingy crystal now chills in Ember Rift, absorbing molten drama like a Kardashian at a wildfire brunch. Sigh. Yes, I'm narrating a plastic tag's backstory. How did my life come to this? dramatic echo Why does cosmic power always look like a glow-in-the-dark frisbee?
Amidst Ember Rift's lava flows, the Fracture Lens pulsed like a disco inferno. It sensed Brian Bowling's PDGA#267452 aura - a middling 822 rating shimmering like bargain-bin enchantment. When his fingertips brushed the tag, reality sizzled! Destiny? Or did he just have the least sweaty palms during sign-ups? Truly, the arcane chooses... peculiarly. Will this bearer avoid magma frame OB?