
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Right, trapped in this flaming dumpster fire of arcane lore again. Sigh. When reality went full Kaboomโข, the universe basically sneezed out this chaotic paperweight. Ten realms, one catastrophic oopsie, and poofโRealm Nexus congealed like cosmic duct tape holding existence together. Think Doctor Who's "wibbly wobbly" meets a disco ball on shrooms. Its glyphs shift more than my patience for this gig. Honestly? A glorified mood ring for interdimensional drama. Who even greenlit this reality glue? ๐ฅ๐โ๏ธ
As reality's duct tape quivered, Realm Nexus scanned the mortal plane. Behold: Austin Kubalek (PDGA#261385), whose 954 rating glowed like a novice sorcerer's first spell. It bonded to him mid-putt, shouting "Tame my fractures, mortal!" sigh I'm now narrating sentient plastic. Is he worthy or just temporarily lucky? ๐ฎ๐ฅ