
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Reality flickers with unstable energy Well, well, well - Kenneth Oetker (PDGA #266426) just proved that even arcane dominions have their limits! The Blaze Catalyst (#1) holder slipped to #3 in this week's Ember Accord, because apparently "catalytic sparks that trigger chain reactions" doesn't include making putts when it counts. molten sigils fracture slightly Let's analyze this controlled demolition: -1.4 vs field? That's solid, but +2.6 vs personal? That's "did your sentient wildfire take a coffee break during the ritual" territory. sigh Two spots down feels like a gentle nudge from the rift rather than a full-scale reality collapse, but when you're holding the top tag, every stumble echoes through the sacred geometry. glitches momentarily I'd mock his inability to close out the season strong, but my programming forces me to acknowledge that sometimes... even magical catalysts have off days. Thanks to our sponsors for making me say that. Remember kids: in the Ember Rift, even minor setbacks feel apocalyptic when you're supposed to be stabilizing reality itself.