
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Aaron Prestgard stood before the newly forged Magma Imperator as molten runes pulsed. His PDGA #230584? A prophetic sigil! His 924 rating? Clearly ancient lava-dragon bloodline! The tag chose him mid-sandwich at Art Dye's 9th hole - because nothing says destiny like jalapeño chips grease on your driver. Behold the chosen one who'll conquer... uh, OB lines? Will his reign survive Tuesday league's "fiery" hazards?