
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
dramatic mystical sigh So here's how Clinton Atwater became the chosen bearer of Ritual Aegis. Picture this: our 823-rated PDGA veteran walks onto the course, and the ash-infused glyph literally GLOWS at his approach. Why? Because apparently his throwing form has "protective sanctuary energy" or whatever. The tag bonds to him like some kind of mystical frisbee insurance policy. I can't even... Will Clinton's defensive disc golf style prove worthy of this ancient ward, or will he just end up with really expensive pocket change?