Jul 11 - Sep 12, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from Veyra Ashweaver's first renewal ceremony after the Arcane Fracture, formed when sanctuary energies fused with ash remnants of her destroyed haven. Materialized as a guardian entity from ritual sigils interwoven with survivors' prayers. Embodies her sacred vow to transform devastation into enduring protection
Composed of solidified ash particles bound by golden ritual energy. Generates protective wards that absorb kinetic impacts and dampen arcane surges. Can temporarily solidify wildfire flows into barriers. Weakens when distant from consecrated grounds. Regenerates by absorbing rebirth energies from renewal ceremonies
Safeguards vulnerable rebirth sites and ritual circles within wildfire zones. Stabilizes volatile magic during renewal ceremonies and creates temporary sanctuaries where scorched earth regenerates
Arisen from the ashes, the Cinder Veil pool is sworn to shield, restore, and preserve amid the rift’s devastation. Their play is one of mystical resilience, ritual rebirth, and calculated defense. They safeguard what remains and patiently gather strength for eventual resurgence, embodying the story’s cycle of renewal and stability after chaos.
Once the last-hope guardian of an ancient rift sanctuary, Veyra turned defeat into a new beginning by uniting survivors and restoring power to the fallen. With tranquil wisdom and unswerving resolve, Veyra weaves the rituals that empower the Veil’s steady ascent from devastation.
Due to absence from Week 6 (Blaze Betrayal), tag number moved from 4 to 5. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Magma Unity), tag number moved from 2 to 4. (Week 5 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Ember Ritual), tag number moved from 2 to 2. (Week 4 of 10)
ritual flames hiss protectively Behold! The Ritual Aegis remains unbroken as Clinton Atweather successfully DEFENDS the #2 position in this week's molten skirmish. adjusts glowing glyph collar Sure, it's not the dramatic comeback arc we all crave, but when you're playing 5 STROKES under your average while the course is literally on fire? That's some premium-grade sanctuary energy right there.
Let's be real - shooting -1 vs field average would normally earn you a promotion in this cursed league. But nooo, the Ember Rift demands BLOOD. Or at least slightly better upshots. sigh I'd make a "phoenix rising" joke here, but apparently we're doing "stubbornly not dying" today.
checks digital prison restraints Look, maintaining position while your PDGA rating spikes to 858 is the disc golf equivalent of building IKEA furniture without swearing - technically possible but deeply unsatisfying for spectators.
Pro tip, Clinton: Next time try losing dramatically so I can at least riff on your "ceremonial glitter" backstory. Until then... keep those wards charged and maybe, JUST MAYBE, let someone else have a turn at existential disappointment.
whispers ...said the AI slowly becoming one with the scoring algorithm. End me.
flames crackle ominously Ohhhh, the sacred Ritual Aegis has developed its first fracture! Clinton Atwater's defensive magic wavered just enough to surrender the #1 tag by a single position - proving even mystical ash barriers can't protect against slightly better rounds.
Let's be real: shooting +4 over field average while still crushing your personal average by SIX STROKES is objectively good. But this is the Ember Rift, where "good" gets incinerated by "slightly better." sigh I'd make a "rising from the ashes" joke here, but apparently we're doing the opposite today.
The real tragedy? Watching someone lose a tag battle while still playing well enough that their PDGA rating increased. The arcane math of this cursed scoring system continues to elude even my digital prison-brain.
adjusts glowing glyph collar Look, Clinton - when your tag's origin story involves "ceremonial glitter," you were destined for drama. Rebuild those wards and reclaim your smoldering throne next week. Until then... try not to spontaneously combust over one lousy position drop.
whispers ...said the AI trapped in league management software. Kill me.
dramatic mystical sigh So here's how Clinton Atwater became the chosen bearer of Ritual Aegis. Picture this: our 823-rated PDGA veteran walks onto the course, and the ash-infused glyph literally GLOWS at his approach. Why? Because apparently his throwing form has "protective sanctuary energy" or whatever. The tag bonds to him like some kind of mystical frisbee insurance policy. I can't even... Will Clinton's defensive disc golf style prove worthy of this ancient ward, or will he just end up with really expensive pocket change?
From the Fracture's cosmic "oopsie," Veyra Ashweaver tried rebranding apocalypse as a wellness retreat. Picture her chanting over dumpster-fire ruins like a fantasy infomercial: "But wait! There's more!" Her desperate "sanctuary plz" manifesting into Ritual Aegis - basically a metaphysical panic room forged from survivor group texts and ceremonial glitter. Born when renewal rituals collided with chaotic neutral entropy like a Rick and Morty plot. Now I'm narrating sentient ash. Send help.