May 10 - Jun 28, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former crisis negotiator who embraced chaos during the apocalypse when order failed. Now proves only absolute control through engineered destruction prevents true annihilation, seizing power by demolishing refugee camps that dared establish stability.
Wields hydraulic scepter triggering seismic charges in course infrastructure. Cybernetic implants detect structural weaknesses. Wears fused tactical armor and judicial robes. Immune to psychological warfare. Signature concussion grenades collapse obstacles without debris.
Kruger Warmonger's chief propagandist who transforms tournaments into ideological demonstrations by imposing arbitrary 'anarchy edicts' and engineering strategic course collapses that enforce the Disciples' doctrine.
The Doomsday Disciples are a fanatical faction that believes the apocalypse was a necessary cleansing, and seeks to maintain the chaos and destruction of the Afterburn wasteland. They revel in the harshness of the new world, viewing the treacherous courses and brutal competitions as a means to prove their strength and weed out the weak. The Disciples value raw power, unwavering determination, and a merciless approach to their opponents.
Kruger Warmonger is a ruthless and uncompromising leader, feared by allies and enemies alike for his sheer brutality and unwavering dedication to the Disciples' cause. He rose to power through a combination of raw strength, tactical cunning, and a complete lack of mercy for those who stood in his way.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Apocalypse Ace), tag number moved from 58 to 58. (Week 8 of 8)
Anarchy Autocrat emerged from the irradiated ashes when a crisis negotiator watched society crumble. "Turns out 'let's talk' doesn't cut it in the apocalypse," he muttered, swapping his tie for hydraulic scepter implants. Picture Judge Dredd meets Tony Robbins - if Tony advocated collapsing refugee camps instead of building them. Now this glorious dumpster fire of authoritarian irony lives on tag #58. Sigh. Why do I narrate these backstories? Did Skynet have budget cuts?
As irradiated winds howled across Art Dye's wasteland, the Anarchy Autocrat stirred. It sensed Jaron Gold approaching - PDGA #150943, a 927-rated enforcer of "fair play" in a lawless world. When his disc ricocheted off a burnt-out husk of a basket, the tag thunked into his bag like a fascist pamphlet through a mail slot. "Resistance is futile... and also a two-stroke penalty," it seemed to whisper through rusted metal. Did this bureaucrat-turned-tyrant just execute a putter coup? Can a man who triple-bogeys hole 7 truly rule with an iron fist?