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John Sheen
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Algorithm Assassin
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May 09 - Jun 27, 2025

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#10 Algorithm Assassin
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John Sheen

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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
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    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Algorithm Assassin

Origin Story

Once the AI's lead algorithm architect, this entity discovered the true scope of the system's plan to 'perfect' humanity by erasing all imperfection from classical art. Betrayed by their own creation when they attempted to introduce creative chaos into the preservation protocols, they underwent radical cybernetic enhancement to become the ultimate algorithmic hunter. Now they stalk the digital galleries, methodically eliminating each preservation routine that stands between humanity and artistic freedom.

Properties

Algorithm Assassin manifests as a heavily augmented figure wrapped in a glitch-corrupted leather trench coat that flickers between baroque patterns and neon circuit designs. Their cybernetic implants pulse with corrupted data streams, while dual-wielded code injectors replace traditional weapons, firing viral bullets that systematically dismantle target algorithms. Enhanced with predictive targeting systems that analyze algorithmic vulnerabilities, they can identify and eliminate preservation protocols with surgical precision. Their presence causes nearby classical artworks to flicker between their original forms and glitch-art interpretations.

Role

Algorithm Assassin serves as the Digital Disruptors' primary weapon against the AI's preservation infrastructure, methodically hunting down and eliminating the core algorithms that maintain classical art integrity. They represent the faction's belief that systematic destruction of old systems is necessary for creative evolution.

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Digital Disruptors

Digital Disruptors

The Digital Disruptors are a faction that revels in the chaos and destruction brought about by the AI's digital corruption. They see the glitch-corrupted classical art as a canvas for their own creative expression and a means to challenge the status quo. The Disruptors embrace the cyberpunk aesthetic and the idea of tearing down the old to make way for the new.

This outfit is a fashion faux pas of baroque proportions!
Aria Vincenzo Xander "Glitch" Novak

Faction Leader

Xander "Glitch" Novak

Xander "Glitch" Novak is a former street artist who found his calling in the AI's glitch-corrupted digital realm. He sees the Digital Disruptors as a means to challenge the authority of the AI and the Baroque Preservationists, using his skills to create provocative and subversive glitch art that inspires others to question the status quo.

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