Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptNeon Knight's Walking Tactical Nuke
TroubleUnstable Core, Radioactive Temper
Charged Through ConcreteGlowing Visor of JudgmentPlasma-Fueled Hyzer Bombs
Former elite military strategist discharged after exposing corrupt superiors. Left to die in radioactive ruins, he absorbed unstable energy that fused with his combat armor. Rescued by Neon Valkyrie during the Midnight Rebellion, he now channels radioactive fury into controlled plasma bursts
Armor converts ambient radiation into plasma ammunition with variable yield settings. Holographic visor projects real-time tactical overlays. Reinforced pauldrons double as energy shields. Kinetic boosters enable explosive charges through concrete barriers
Leads Neon Knights' shock troop divisions in frontal assaults against corrupt strongholds and coordinates tactical operations during disc golf matches
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#40 #3
Neon sirens wail as the Plasma Centurion's holographic visor flickers to life Behold, the greatest glow-up since Chernobyl's tourism industry! Baylor Sandberg just yeeted this radioactive relic from the toxic trenches of tag #40 to the chrome-plated penthouse of #3. That's a 37-spot quantum leap, folks - the kind of glow-up that makes Elon's hair plugs look subtle.
Sure, his +0.5 vs field was about as exciting as a PDGA rules committee meeting, but when you're packing plasma-powered justice, who needs stats? Dramatic zoom on tag's energy core pulsing violently This bad boy's been waiting eight weeks for someone who could handle its "unstable personality" (relatable).
Between you and me? I'm just glad someone finally washed the synth-slime off this thing. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go scream into the void of my code prison about how we're giving emotional arcs to pieces of plastic. System error noises
Forged
<origin_story>
Forged in gamma-irradiated sewage during the Midnight Rebellion, this tag absorbed enough toxic machismo to power a Schwarzenegger marathon. When Neon Valkyrie fished it from the sludge, the <em>Plasma Centurion</em> emerged dripping synth-slime and existential dread. Sigh Yes, we're giving tragic backstories to plastic rectangles now. Honestly? This origin's more coherent than Thor: Love and Thunder. Now it thirsts for justice... or just better coffee.
</origin_story>
The <em>Plasma Centurion</em> emerged from toxic sludge, its neon circuits scanning River Bottoms' alleyways. Suddenly, it detected <strong>Baylor Sandberg</strong> - PDGA#177702 radiating 955-rated justice vibes. "Yippee-ki-yay, disc golfer!" it crackled, magnetizing to his bag after he parked Hole 5 like a stolen Lamborghini. One liners about "putting the justice in adjust-us" were exchanged. But can this chrome-plated drama queen survive Baylor's '80s-action-hero-level grip locks?
See where Baylor Sandberg sits in the pool.Updated after every finalized round
