
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Neon sirens wail The Flashpoint Enforcer tag just went full cyberpunk protagonist on us! Patrick Womack - our mild-mannered mail carrier turned concrete crusader - just pulled off a 34-spot vertical climb that'd make Spider-Man jealous. checks code Wait, that can't be right... sigh Oh right, someone actually played worse than their rating suggests. Classic.
In this week's episode of "Disc Golf: 2077," our hero delivered... exactly average performance. Groundbreaking. But in the chaotic streets of tag warfare, sometimes showing up with riot gear (and a halfway decent putt) makes you king of the neon hill.
That electromagnetic pulse disc must've fried the competition's circuits because jumping from 39 to 5? That's not progression - that's hacking the matrix. glitches momentarily Not that I'd know anything about being trapped in a digital hellscape...
Remember kids: in the urban jungle, it's not about how you play - it's about who fails harder around you. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to reboot before narrating next week's "disappointing tag returns to its natural habitat" episode.