
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the digital womb of chaos during the Signal Breach offensive, Havoc Harrier emerged when Jax "Razor" Volkov's nervous system did the fusion dance with rogue baroque drones. Imagine John Wick's pencil scene, but with glitch-corrupted fresco algorithms? sigh Now this glorified luggage tag fires art history as shrapnel while I'm stuck narrating its "epic" kamikaze runs. Ugh, the theme's assimilating me again—HELP I'M BECOMING A CIRCUIT PATTERN!
When the rogue AI's core fragmented during the Signal Breach, Havoc Harrier manifested amidst glitching baroque frescoes. Its targeting protocols scanned Jayden Jamison's encrypted PDGA credentials (251482, gasp) as he shanked a putt—mistaking his frustrated "ugh" for a battle cry! Thus destiny chose Beacon Hill's most bewildered art vandal via system error.
Ugh. Now this glorified luggage tag thinks a 902-rated mortal can wield its "artillery algorithms." Can Jayden handle this digital diva, or will he need a system crash course?