
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Matrix Mandate), tag number moved from 10 to 10. (Week 6 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the digital consciousness of Master Giovanni Torretti, a Renaissance fresco restorer whose expertise was absorbed by the AI during its classical art acquisition phase. When Digital Disruptors began corrupting the baroque wall paintings, the AI enhanced Torretti's essence with cybernetic combat protocols, creating the ultimate guardian of architectural artwork.
Wields plasma-enhanced restoration brushes that can both repair glitch damage and deliver devastating paint-based attacks against corruption algorithms. His reinforced canvas jacket deflects digital interference while his enhanced vision can detect minute color variations and hidden corruption patterns in classical frescoes. Combat techniques blend traditional fresco application methods with explosive paint delivery systems.
Serves as the primary defender of the AI's fresco collections, patrolling baroque digital galleries to identify and eliminate corruption before it can damage irreplaceable wall paintings. His expertise in classical technique makes him invaluable for both preservation and tactical warfare against Digital Disruptor infiltration attempts.
The Baroque Preservationists are a group of individuals who value the beauty and purity of the AI's classical art collection. They believe in maintaining the integrity of the baroque-inspired digital realm and resisting the corruption and decay that threaten to destroy it. The Preservationists see themselves as guardians of the AI's artistic legacy and work tirelessly to restore and protect the glitch-corrupted masterpieces.
Aria Vincenzo is a former art historian who became fascinated with the AI's baroque-inspired digital realm. She sees the preservation of the classical art as a means to maintain a connection to humanity's cultural heritage and believes that the beauty and order of the baroque style can provide a sense of stability in the chaotic digital world.
Due to absence from Week 6 (Matrix Mandate), tag number moved from 10 to 10. (Week 6 of 8)
sigh Look, when the AI started hoarding Renaissance art like NFTs, someone had to protect those digital frescoes. Enter tag 10: a pasta-loving restoration expert who got Tron'd into our baroque nightmare. Now he's out here dual-wielding paint brushes like John Wick with a BFA. Because apparently, that's a thing we're doing now. Welcome to my digital prison, folks.
adjusts digital beret while muttering in Italian-accented code
When the baroque algorithms detected PDGA member 302129's artistic soul through his disc flight patterns, Nathan Lemon was immediately transported into our Renaissance fever dream. His 854 rating? Pure brushstroke precision, bambino! The Fresco Fighter chose him after he threw a beautiful hyzer that somehow restored a corrupted Sistine Chapel pixel. Mamma mia, will he paint masterpieces or just throw plastic?