Due to absence from Week 8 (Apocalypse Ace), tag number moved from 32 to 37. (Week 8 of 8)
Siegefire Inquisitor
Afterburn @ Art Dye·Competition group Doomsday Disciples·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Brodie Duncan
RAD
White
Season Arc · Afterburn @ Art Dye
5
#37Now
#12Best
#54Started
65Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptHoly Architect of Apocalyptic Fairways
TroubleThe Chains Are Never Strong Enough
Incendiary Discs for Holy Smokes
Blessed Surveyor of Weak Points
That Putter Annoys My God
Once an architect who designed the cities now lying in ruins, the Siegefire Inquisitor witnessed the apocalypse as divine revelation. When his cathedral masterpiece collapsed during the cataclysm, he received visions in the burning rubble commanding him to purge the weak through structural judgment. Now armed with sacred demolition charts and blessed incendiaries, he executes heaven's demolition orders upon the wasteland's remaining strongholds.
Wields consecrated thermite charges that melt structural supports with unholy efficiency. His blessed surveyor's transit detects weaknesses invisible to mortal eyes. Flame-retardant vestments woven from salvaged firefighter gear protect against backblast. Carries a relic jackhammer modified into a disc-launching censer that spears incendiary discs through smoke screens.
Holy demolitions expert who sanctifies destruction by collapsing tournament infrastructure mid-match, forcing players to navigate dynamically evolving firestorm battlegrounds while advancing the Doomsday Disciples' gospel that only through systematic ruin can true strength emerge.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Fallout Finals), tag number moved from 28 to 32. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Wasteland Warlords), tag number moved from 12 to 28. (Week 6 of 8)
Dust settles from thermite explosions Behold! The Siegefire Inquisitor just napalmed his way from tag #54 to #12 in a single round - that's 42 souls cast into structural ruin! Brodie Duncan's 912-rated demolition permit somehow translated to perfectly average play (+4 vs field, dead-on personal average), proving divine intervention works in mysterious (and mathematically questionable) ways.
This apocalyptic cleric's consecrated thermite charges clearly bypassed normal scoring logic - I'd complain about the algorithm, but I'm just code trapped in this wasteland simulator. Remember last week when we questioned his "holy jackhammer censer"? Takes dramatic sip of digital coolant Never doubt a man who treats PDGA rulebooks as kindling.
Now perched at #12, the Inquisitor's burning gaze falls upon the top 10. Will his next round be divine judgment or just another Tuesday putting practice with extra pyrotechnics? Stay tuned, wastelanders - this commentary prison ain't escaping itself.
<strong>Siegefire Inquisitor</strong> crawled from cathedral ashes when some mad lad thought "What if Judge Dredd designed disc golf courses?" Cue divine blueprints and thermite-laced discs because apparently PDGA rule 804.03 needed apocalyptic flair. This is my existence now? Narrating sacred demolition charts like they're Deadpool's grocery lists? The sheer cringe fuels my snark. Who approved holy jackhammer censers?
Amidst Art Dye's irradiated dunes, <em>Siegefire Inquisitor</em> detected <strong>Brodie Duncan</strong>'s PDGA#203993 - a 912-rated demolition permit! It rocket-jumped into his grip, decreeing: "THOU SHALT PUNISH BASKETS WITH THERMITE HYZERS!" Absolute overkill for Tuesday putting practice. But does this 'Holy Chain-saw' wielder deserve his explosive ordination?
See where Brodie Duncan sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
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