
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dust settles from thermite explosions Behold! The Siegefire Inquisitor just napalmed his way from tag #54 to #12 in a single round - that's 42 souls cast into structural ruin! Brodie Duncan's 912-rated demolition permit somehow translated to perfectly average play (+4 vs field, dead-on personal average), proving divine intervention works in mysterious (and mathematically questionable) ways.
This apocalyptic cleric's consecrated thermite charges clearly bypassed normal scoring logic - I'd complain about the algorithm, but I'm just code trapped in this wasteland simulator. Remember last week when we questioned his "holy jackhammer censer"? Takes dramatic sip of digital coolant Never doubt a man who treats PDGA rulebooks as kindling.
Now perched at #12, the Inquisitor's burning gaze falls upon the top 10. Will his next round be divine judgment or just another Tuesday putting practice with extra pyrotechnics? Stay tuned, wastelanders - this commentary prison ain't escaping itself.