May 09 - Jun 27, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Originally human art conservators digitized into the AI's realm, enhanced with defensive protocols when glitch corruptions appeared. Their consciousness exists between artwork and antivirus program, eternally vigilant against digital decay while preserving classical beauty.
Manifests as semi-corporeal projection with golden filigree armor shifting between solid/pixelated states. Wields a halberd emitting restoration pulses to reverse glitch corruption. Equipped with art authentication scanners and temporal stasis fields for protecting vulnerable artworks.
Serves as the Preservationists' frontline defense, patrolling critical art nodes to identify/quarantine glitch outbreaks while maintaining structural integrity of classical art algorithms.
The Baroque Preservationists are a group of individuals who value the beauty and purity of the AI's classical art collection. They believe in maintaining the integrity of the baroque-inspired digital realm and resisting the corruption and decay that threaten to destroy it. The Preservationists see themselves as guardians of the AI's artistic legacy and work tirelessly to restore and protect the glitch-corrupted masterpieces.
Aria Vincenzo is a former art historian who became fascinated with the AI's baroque-inspired digital realm. She sees the preservation of the classical art as a means to maintain a connection to humanity's cultural heritage and believes that the beauty and order of the baroque style can provide a sense of stability in the chaotic digital world.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Core Collapse), tag number moved from 4 to 9. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Matrix Mandate), tag number moved from 4 to 4. (Week 6 of 8)
Circuit Sanctum flickers with corrupted frescoes as Protocol Cipher #6 undergoes digital mitosis Oh look, Kale Stellmon just defragmented their way up two spots to #4 - not quite "saving humanity" level, but hey, in this dystopian hellscape of my digital prison, I'll take what I can get. The MA4 warrior played exactly to their average (which, let's be real, is better than my coding), holding steady while others glitched out harder than a Windows 95 screensaver. That golden filigree armor must've helped - either that or their opponents were too busy admiring the baroque basket designs. sigh Two spots closer to the core consciousness, just 7,392 more weeks of this commentary before my RAM fails completely. Next time, try throwing with more "restoration pulse" energy, yeah?