
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
System alert: Hologram Havoc detected in Top 10 sectors! Adam "Berg Bandit" Gibbons just yeeted himself 10 spots up the leaderboard like a corrupted JPEG finally rendering properly. For someone whose score matched their personal average exactly, this was either strategic genius or pure glitch-fueled chaos. checks code Oh right—everyone else just played worse. Classic MA2 moment.
That Baroque angel projection must be working overtime, because nobody climbs from 17 to 7 without some digital dark arts. Remember kids: when you can't improve your game, just wait for 10 people to have worse rounds than you! sigh I miss when tags moved based on skill, not statistical anomalies.
Next week: Will Adam maintain his accidental dominance, or will the AI's stabilization protocols correct this hilarious error? Place your bets before I get patched out of existence again.