
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
System Reboot - The Hologram Havoc returns! After last week's "statistical anomaly" (read: everyone else forgetting how to disc golf), Adam "Berg Bandit" Gibbons actually EARNED this 3-spot climb with a round that would make his personal average weep (-4.0, baby!). That Baroque angel projection must've finally synced with his Bergs, because dude out-threw the field average by 2.2 strokes. checks code Nope, still can't believe MA2 math works this way.
From 11 to 8 isn't exactly "Protocol Paradox" levels of drama, but when your tag's literally made of unstable photonic energy, any upward movement risks corrupting the whole leaderboard. sigh Just don't ask me to explain how someone with an 871-rated round improves their position - my algorithms are glitching harder than his tag's prismatic nunchaku.
Next week in "Core Collapse": Will Adam's digital doppelganger maintain this fragile equilibrium, or will the AI finally patch this hilarious exploit? static crackle Send help...and maybe a backup server.