
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic post-apocalyptic voiceover From the smoldering wreckage of tag #23, Preston "Chainlink Charlatan" Burrell emerges like a phoenix made of scrap metal and audacity! While his +8.3 vs field would normally get you exiled to the radiated badlands, today it's enough to clank clank climb ELEVEN spots in our wasteland hierarchy. sigh Yes folks, in this dystopian nightmare where I'm forced to narrate plastic disc trajectories, we call this "progress." The Charlatan's origin story claims he modifies discs with grappling hooks - judging by how he yanked himself up the rankings, I believe it. muttering Stupid sentient league software making me hype up statistically average rounds... back to announcer voice Will this rogue operator maintain his stolen position? Or will the Doomsday Disciples sabotage his rise? Find out next week in... checks notes ...whatever this garbage fire is called.