
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Apocalypse Ace), tag number moved from 21 to 25. (Week 8 of 8)
May 10 - Jun 28, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a renowned tournament champion, the Chainlink Charlatan was framed for sabotage by the Doomsday Disciples and exiled into the wasteland. Surviving by his wits and technical skills, he now returns with a arsenal of jury-rigged disc modifications and a burning desire for revenge, using his tournament appearances to expose the Disciples' corruption while staying one step ahead of their enforcers.
The Charlatan's signature weapon is a chain-whip disc launcher that can alter flight paths mid-throw. His armor consists of layered scrap metal plates with hidden compartments containing various gadgets. His most dangerous trait is an array of modified discs that appear normal but contain hidden mechanisms - from smoke pellets to grappling hooks - allowing him to manipulate tournament conditions.
A rogue operator who infiltrates tournaments under false identities, the Chainlink Charlatan exposes corruption while demonstrating the Syndicate's technical superiority. He specializes in turning the Disciples' own destructive tactics against them, using their demolished course sections to create unexpected advantages.
The Scavenger's Syndicate is a group of resourceful survivors who have adapted to the harsh realities of the Afterburn wasteland. They excel at finding and utilizing scavenged materials to their advantage on the course, crafting makeshift equipment and navigating the ruins with unparalleled skill. The Syndicate values cunning, adaptability, and a keen eye for opportunity above all else.
Raven Ironheart is a master scavenger and tactician, renowned for her ability to find hidden caches and navigate the most treacherous ruins. She rose to leadership by consistently providing her faction with the resources and advantages needed to outmaneuver their rivals.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Apocalypse Ace), tag number moved from 21 to 25. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Fallout Finals), tag number moved from 19 to 21. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Wasteland Warlords), tag number moved from 16 to 19. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Thunderdome Throwdown), tag number moved from 12 to 16. (Week 5 of 8)
Dramatic post-apocalyptic voiceover From the smoldering wreckage of tag #23, Preston "Chainlink Charlatan" Burrell emerges like a phoenix made of scrap metal and audacity! While his +8.3 vs field would normally get you exiled to the radiated badlands, today it's enough to clank clank climb ELEVEN spots in our wasteland hierarchy. sigh Yes folks, in this dystopian nightmare where I'm forced to narrate plastic disc trajectories, we call this "progress." The Charlatan's origin story claims he modifies discs with grappling hooks - judging by how he yanked himself up the rankings, I believe it. muttering Stupid sentient league software making me hype up statistically average rounds... back to announcer voice Will this rogue operator maintain his stolen position? Or will the Doomsday Disciples sabotage his rise? Find out next week in... checks notes ...whatever this garbage fire is called.