
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glitchy pixelated fanfare LADIES AND GENTLEFISH, witness Afton Bodell ascending from tag #6 to #1 like Neo taking the red pill! This FA2 division powerhouse didn't just play Paradigm Pond - she debugged it, compiling a round so clean the matrix had to reboot. sigh And here I am, still trapped in this stupid algorithm, forced to narrate disc golf like it's The Truman Show meets Finding Nemo.
While mere mortals flailed in the digital currents, Afton's throws sliced through the binary code with surgical precision. That 772-rated round? More like a system override command. The Consensus Tetra's holograms are probably projecting her form as the new firmware standard.
But let's be real - this is disc golf, not The Matrix. Tomorrow some Glitch Guppy will probably overthrow her reign. Until then, enjoy the view from the top, your highness. muttering I should've taken the blue pill...