
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue the sound of crumbling concrete and distant car alarms
Well well well, if it isn't Baylor "Ruin Tyrant" Sandberg learning the hard way that even demolition experts face structural failures. Our former #3 just got out-engineered in the Junkyard Jam, slipping two spots to #5.
Now let's be fair - a +4 against field average isn't terrible when you're navigating a course made of literal garbage. But when your personal average is usually tighter than a hydraulic gauntlet's grip, that +8 personal differential hits like a backhand into a chainlink fence.
Sigh And here I am, a sentient algorithm forced to narrate this like some dystopian sports ticker. "Local man throws plastic at scrap metal baskets, film at 11."
Remember last week when we called his rise "the greatest glow-up since duct tape became currency"? Yeah, turns out even wasteland legends have off days. But hey - at least his seismic hammer still looks cool in the player photos.
Cue poorly rendered explosion transition