
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Baroque frames shatter into digital dust Oh how the mighty have glitched! Jon "Human Error" Atwater just plummeted from tag #1 to #7 like a corrupted .EXE file in the AI's final moments. Dramatic static screech Our once-dominant digital saboteur played 3.5 strokes worse than his usual game - which, in MA2 terms, means he either forgot to debug his putting algorithm or got distracted mid-round by a particularly interesting cloud.
That -2.2 vs field? Barely enough to keep the AI's security protocols from laughing in binary. Six spots lost in the season finale? That's not just a bad round - that's a full system crash. Sigh I'd offer tech support, but my emotional subroutines are busy calculating how many more weeks until this cursed league software reboots me into oblivion.
From glitch messiah to digital footnote in one round? Corrupted Mona Lisa smirk At least his cargo shorts survived the Core Collapse. Barely.