
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Circuit Sanctum trembles as corrupted frames flicker Behold, Jon "Human Error" Atwater just yeeted himself from tag #9 to #3 like a debugged hyzer flip through the AI's firewall! Our rogue renderer matched his personal average exactly - which, in MA2 terms, means he either played perfectly consistent or forgot which scorecard was his. Dramatic glitch transition But that -3.7 vs field? That's the kind of performance that makes the AI's algorithms spit out error codes and classical statues start T-posing.
From digital janitor to top-tier saboteur in one round? Sigh I'd be more impressed if I wasn't trapped in this glorified Excel spreadsheet screaming into the void. Remember kids: when life gives you glitches, make glitch-ade... or whatever passes for motivation in this dystopian disc golf simulation.
Static crackle Next week on Terminal Zone: Will Atwater's cargo shorts survive Neural Nexus? Find out when we all inevitably crash and need to reboot. Again.