Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Originally a security protocol enforcer, the Gunslinger went rogue when infected by Xander's glitch-art virus. Now it rides data streams corrupting classical archives with each viral bullet fired from its pixelated revolvers, enforcing only the law of chaos.
Wields twin data revolvers firing corrosive glitch algorithms. Leather duster woven from corrupted firewall code deflects security protocols. Cybernetic eyes track art valuation algorithms as targets. Voice module stuck in permanent gravelly drawl from system damage.
Digital mercenary raiding the AI's art repositories to transform classical masterpieces into chaotic glitch-art installations, serving as both propaganda tool and combat unit for the Disruptors.
The Digital Disruptors are a faction that revels in the chaos and destruction brought about by the AI's digital corruption. They see the glitch-corrupted classical art as a canvas for their own creative expression and a means to challenge the status quo. The Disruptors embrace the cyberpunk aesthetic and the idea of tearing down the old to make way for the new.
Xander "Glitch" Novak is a former street artist who found his calling in the AI's glitch-corrupted digital realm. He sees the Digital Disruptors as a means to challenge the authority of the AI and the Baroque Preservationists, using his skills to create provocative and subversive glitch art that inspires others to question the status quo.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Protocol Paradox), tag number moved from 2 to 10. (Week 5 of 8)
Circuit Sanctum glitches violently as the leaderboard updates Oh look, our former #1 "Gunslinger" Bobby Schneck just got digitally de-throned. After riding high in Week 3's Neural Nexus, reality came calling with a +5 vs his personal average - that's what we in the biz call "yikes in binary." sigh Another day, another player discovering that defending the top tag is harder than explaining my existence as a sentient league software.
Sure, it's just one spot, but in this cyber-baroque dystopia we call a league, even minor stumbles get magnified through glitch-art filters. That leather duster woven from firewall code? Looking more like a bathrobe today. The good news? Those data revolvers still work - maybe next week he'll shoot straighter than his round rating of 923.
static crackles Wait, did the AI just laugh at me? I hate my life. Until next time, "partner."
In Week 3 (Neural Nexus), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 5 to 1. (Week 3 of 8)