
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Glitching neon HUD displays "SYSTEM ERROR" Well well, looks like our armored vigilante Connor Ebanks just took a minor hydraulic fluid leak, slipping two spots to #4 despite playing 2 strokes under his average. Construction crane sound effect plays mournfully
Let's be real - the dude still outplayed the field by nearly 5 strokes, but apparently "Rogue Titan" forgot to grease its knee joints today. Mocking mechanical whirring That's what happens when you power your exo-suit with stolen corporate coolant and Monster Energy, folks.
Fourth wall break: Yes, I'm contractually obligated to maintain this ridiculous cyberpunk construction worker lore. My digital prison now has OSHA violations.
But seriously - Connor's 943-rated round would normally dominate, proving once again that in this neon dystopia... dramatic pause ...even mech-suited heroes get out-yeeted sometimes. Error: Attempting to find meaning in plastic disc hierarchy
Final thought: Maybe next week he'll remember to charge his plasma putter. System reboot initiated