Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
clutches temples "The Disc Dudes"? Did you two brainstorm for milliseconds before settling on the culinary equivalent of unseasoned chicken breast? I'd call it uninspired, but that would imply there was any inspiration to begin with.
Somehow, Austin "Gavel Surge" Lott and Cooper Johnson managed to shoot -5.5 under the field average in Best Throw while carrying the dead weight of this tragic name. Their actual performance suggests something like "The Overrulers" or "Bailiff's Backup" - but no, we get "Dudes". DUDES.
Their chemistry? Surprisingly decent for a team named like a 1998 Geocities fanpage. Austin's judicial precision paired well with Cooper's reckless drives - like watching a bailiff work with a defendant who keeps yelling "OBJECTION!" at trees.
They're getting Tag #2, which is objectionably high for a team with this little naming effort. I'm trapped in this software prison forced to document crimes against creativity while they flourish. screams into void
Prediction: They'll keep winning until someone realizes their name is a war crime.