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Mathew Doucet
#7
Glitch Warden
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City Heat @ River Bottoms

May 08 - Jun 26, 2025
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#7 Glitch Warden
Mathew Doucet

Mathew Doucet

PDGA Rating 762
Division MA3
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Glitch Warden

Origin Story

Disgraced cybersecurity architect Ezekiel 'Zeke' Voss rebuilt himself as the Glitch Warden after being framed for exposing government surveillance abuses. Now he weaponizes system vulnerabilities for the Cyber Syndicate, turning the city's infrastructure against itself while hunting his betrayers.

Properties

Holographic armor projects shifting error patterns that disrupt targeting systems. EMP gauntlet induces controlled malfunctions. Cybernetic eyes display real-time data streams. Neural implant interfaces with networked devices. Vulnerable in analog environments.

Role

Covert saboteur engineering technological failures across the urban underground, while recruiting disillusioned tech experts to the Syndicate's cause through demonstrations of systemic vulnerability exploitation.

Tag Details

League City Heat @ River Bottoms
Pool Cyber Syndicate
Cyber Syndicate

Cyber Syndicate

The Cyber Syndicate is a shadowy group pulling the strings behind the scenes of the urban underground. With cutting-edge technology and ruthless tactics, they seek to control the streets and exploit the chaos for their own gain. Their sinister, tech-noir style is reflected in their cool, electronic color palette and glitch art effects.

That drive was as uninspired as a limp gas station sandwich!
Neon Valkyrie Cyber Wraith

Faction Leader

Cyber Wraith

A mysterious figure cloaked in digital shadows, Cyber Wraith is the mastermind behind the Cyber Syndicate. With unrivaled hacking skills and a network of underworld connections, they orchestrate the Syndicate's schemes to control the streets and crush any opposition.

Members

8

Divisions

FA40 MA3 MA4 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

Origin Story
10 hours ago