Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from a geomancer's failed attempt to repair the Fracture using primordial loom magic, this entity became a permanent bridge between arcane weft and cosmic warp when their essence fused with unraveling reality strands.
Shifts between tangible form and ethereal thread-state; absorbs rift energy through fractal fiber patterns; contains self-repairing glyph lattice that mirrors the Fracture's expansion rate.
Calibrates reality navigation by revealing optimal throw trajectories through its thread-pulse patterns that map collapsing dimensional layers.
As Void Weft unraveled from the geomancer's cosmic knitting disaster, it scanned PDGA registries like Tinder for Wielders. Behold: Jaron Gold (PDGA #150943), whose 927 rating shimmered like forbidden thread-count! Did destiny call? More like the void yeeted itself onto his bag during a Chili Dog Tuesday. He caught it mid-burp—truly, the multiverse's most ahem warp-ed sense of humor. Will this bearer weave victory or just snag on reality's sweater?
Behold Void Weft #3 - birthed when a cocky geomancer tried fixing the Arcane Fracture using TikTok loom tutorials. Their "reverse stitch incantation" yeeted reality's weave into a sentient fidget spinner, now eternally vibing between existence and ~a e s t h e t i c~ nothingness. (Yes, this lore’s denser than a middle-school D&D campaign.) Its fractal fibers absorb existential dread like a Tesla charging on Zendaya’s side-eye. Who knew unraveling spacetime could be... checks notes... a glow-up?
But ask yourself: Does this tag ghost harder than my Tinder matches, or is it just practicing social distancing from reality?
