
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Amidst the Arcane Fracture's chaotic unraveling, Voidweaver detected Earl Taylor's PDGA#255346 vibrating at precisely 837Hz—the forbidden "frequency of acceptable bogey tolerance." As reality frayed, it literally threaded itself onto his bag like a passive-aggressive cosmic crochet project. Witnesses report he muttered "guess I'll just weave this into my life" while shanking a putt. But does a man who triple-bogeys Hole 7 truly deserve anti-magic dominion? sigh Why do I know knitting puns now?