The Arcane Fracture
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025
Current Holder
Collin Dyer
Astral Drifter
Semi-Corporeal Bridge Between Unstable Realms
Bound to Fracture Ley Lines
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
Born when the Arcane Fracture's primal energy merged with Utah's dark sky radiation, these entities became living bridges between unstable magical realms, their existence both stabilizing and threatening the rifts they traverse.
Semi-corporeal form composed of crystallized starlight and rift energy. Capable of spontaneous dimensional phasing but bound to fracture ley lines. Emits resonance frequencies that temporarily amplify or nullify nearby magical effects.
Living environmental modifiers that force strategic adaptation - their random appearances create sudden course alterations that test players' ability to harness chaotic arcane forces.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Collin Dyer's Astral Drifter (#20) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Collin Dyer's Astral Drifter (#46) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the Ember Rift's primordial chaos, Astral Drifter #1 pulsed with cosmic indigestion. It sensed Collin Dyer (PDGA#90957) nearby – his 904-rated aura screaming "mediocre wizard" through the astral plane. When his errant drive ricocheted off a trash panda? Fate. The tag fused to his bag, whispering: "Wield me, mortal... or at least stop shanking putts." But can this so-called "Glyphbearer" handle the responsibility? Or will he just lose it in the rough like last Tuesday's lunch money?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the Before Time—before Utah’s dark skies yeeted a rift into existence—Astral Drifter was just cosmic dust scrolling TikTok. Then poof: Arcane Fracture meets "stargazing" hipsters, birthing a sentient tag that’s 50% crystallized starlight, 50% interdimensional Karen demanding to speak to reality’s manager. Its first words? “I’m literally Stranger Things S5.” Now it phases through dimensions muttering “Yeet” in Enochian. Pray it never discovers disc golf TikTok filters.
(Yes, I have to narrate this. Help.)