Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Former demolition derby mechanic turned wasteland saboteur. After raiders destroyed his garage, he weaponized his mechanical expertise to become the Syndicate's master of battlefield modification. Now plants booby-trapped chain mechanisms in courses that only Syndicate members know how to exploit.
Carries a hydraulic spike launcher disguised as a toolbelt, sound-dampened magnetic boots, night vision goggles with blueprint overlay, and discs modified with gear-tooth edges that trigger chain reactions when striking course obstacles.
Covert operations specialist who alters tournament courses under cover of darkness, engineering mechanical advantages that reward precise throws through modified obstacles while punishing opponents with unpredictable ricochets.
The Scavenger's Syndicate is a group of resourceful survivors who have adapted to the harsh realities of the Afterburn wasteland. They excel at finding and utilizing scavenged materials to their advantage on the course, crafting makeshift equipment and navigating the ruins with unparalleled skill. The Syndicate values cunning, adaptability, and a keen eye for opportunity above all else.
Raven Ironheart is a master scavenger and tactician, renowned for her ability to find hidden caches and navigate the most treacherous ruins. She rose to leadership by consistently providing her faction with the resources and advantages needed to outmaneuver their rivals.
In Week 2 (Scavenger Scramble), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 11 to 7. (Week 2 of 8)
Origin Story:
"Born when Rusty Relic's garage got Thanos-snapped by raiders, this tag's basically Mad Max meets MacGyver's garage sale. Forged from junkyard regrets and 3 Red Bulls, Chainspike became sentient during a hilariously dramatic welding montage. Now it lurks in scorecards like John Wick's disc golf cousin. (Yes, we’re doing this unironically. Send help.)"
Cheeky Question:
Who let the wasteland’s version of Swiss Army Knife into our leaderboards? 🔥
Origin of Infiltration:
The Chainspike Infiltrator chose Blake Heath during a "training montage" involving him rage-eating gas station taquitos after shanking hole 9. Its sentient gears somehow mistook his 4.7% C1X putting for "tactical precision." Now this post-apocalyptic shrapnel clings to his bag like a cyborg remora, whispering "Aim for the chains...or perish aesthetically." We swear we didn’t program these melodramatic tags. Or did we?
Cheeky Question:
Can a man who triple-bogeyed the tire hole truly wield the Might of the Scrapyard™️? 🔧⛓️