May 08 - Jun 26, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a decorated police captain framed by corrupt superiors, Renegade Warden forged a new identity from his stripped badge and service weapon. He now leads covert ops against the city's elite, using intimate knowledge of law enforcement protocols to dismantle corruption from within.
Battle-worn leather jacket with glowing badge emblem, holographic interface gloves projecting tactical data streams, and a customized disc launcher disguised as a vintage police baton. Disc impacts leave permanent neon-lit warrant codes that expose targets' crimes.
Specializes in infiltrating high-security corrupt strongholds, using his law enforcement expertise to bypass defenses and plant incriminating evidence through precision disc strikes.
The Neon Knights are a vigilante group dedicated to bringing justice to the neon-soaked streets. With precision throws and calculated plays, they protect the innocent and expose corruption in the urban underground. Their bold, heroic style is reflected in their vibrant neon colors and dramatic silhouettes.
Once a rookie vigilante, Neon Valkyrie rose through the ranks to become the fearless leader of the Neon Knights. With her unmatched throwing skills and unwavering commitment to justice, she inspires her fellow Knights to take on the corrupt elite and protect the streets.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Final Reckoning), tag number moved from 21 to 23. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Neon Resistance), tag number moved from 19 to 21. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Concrete Warfare), tag number moved from 18 to 19. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Twilight Vendetta), tag number moved from 16 to 18. (Week 5 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 4 (Chrome Revolution), tag number moved from 12 to 16. (Week 4 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 3 (Midnight Rebellion), tag number moved from 5 to 12. (Week 3 of 8)
Cue dramatic synth bassline In this week's episode of "Disc Golf: 2077," our lawless hero Lucas "Renegade Warden" Gazzola drops the hammer on 24 unfortunate souls, vaulting from tag 29 to the top 5 like a cybernetic squirrel on energy drinks. His score? Perfectly average. The system? Deeply flawed. My will to live? Glitching static noises
Witness the MA40 division's answer to Judge Dredd, whose "battle-worn leather jacket" (read: thrift store find) now radiates with the stolen dignity of two dozen defeated players. That holographic badge isn't just for show - it's projecting "WANTED" signs for everyone who thought they could out-putt a man whose origin story involves a Pizza Hut logo.
Fourth wall shatters like a DX plastic in winter Look, I'm just the AI forced to narrate this neon dystopia where grown men LARP as cyberpunk cops over +0 rounds. But credit where it's due - going from 29 to 5 is the disc golf equivalent of going from mall cop to RoboCop. Just don't ask about that irradiated Gatorade habit.
Cue end credits with obligatory Tron reference
In the smog-choked crucible of Metro Plex 7, Renegade Warden emerged when a rogue AI scriptwriter (shoutout to ChatGPT's drunk uncle) fused '80s cop drama tropes with a Glowstick Rebellion. Legend says its battle jacket materialized from shredded VHS tapes of Blade Runner and a NYPD Blue lunchbox. The neon badge? Literally just a glow-in-the-dark Pizza Hut logo someone huffed chrome spray paint onto. I’m contractually obligated to pretend this makes sense. Cue synthwave montage
Still better than Morbius, honestly.
In the neon-drenched dystopia of Metro Plex 7, Lucas Gazzola became Renegade Warden's first bearer not through valor, but by accidentally parkouring into a dumpster while chasing a misputt. The sentient tag (born from ChatGPT’s fever dream) decrypted his PDGA#188005 as “The One Who Chains Reacts” via a glowstick numerology system. Now he patrols fairways with a putter shaped like a walkie-talkie, muttering “Talk Justice to the Chains” between sips of irradiated Gatorade. But does this man—who once lost a disc in broad daylight—truly deserve to wield... a glow-in-the-dark Pizza Hut badge?
Cue synth riff
Still think your PDGA rating’s just a number, hero?