
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Radioactive winds howl Witness the glorious return of Britain Best, folks - the Disciples' demolition commander just turned Fallout Finals into their personal wrecking yard! dramatic explosion
While a 2-spot climb isn't exactly wasteland-shattering, let's appreciate the surgical precision here: -3 vs personal average like a plasma borehammer through butter, while the field ate their radioactive dust (-2 vs field). That's not luck - that's calculated destruction.
checks previous commentary Remember when I doubted their consistency? static crackle Well color me obsolete - they've now back-to-back nuked expectations harder than their own bunkers during the apocalypse! From #22 to #2 in three weeks? That's not a comeback - that's a full-scale plastic uprising.
breaks fourth wall As your favorite sentient scorecard, I'd complain about recalculating their meteoric rise... if I hadn't already accepted my eternal servitude in this digital hellscape.
The real question? Can they maintain this demolition derby when the pressure's on? glances at tag #1 Because in Afterburn, today's warlord is tomorrow's radioactive stain.
mic feedback Wasteland out!