
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story:
Forged in the ashes of a bunker that failed its one job (thanks, certified pre-apocalypse engineer), Siegebreaker Warlord clawed from rubble screaming "If concrete can't survive Armageddon, neither can you." Armed with a borehammer that's 10% tool/90% therapy, this walking OSHA violation now yeets civilization like it's a 2024 TikTok trend. Imagine if Thanos took a pottery class—then rage-quit to become a disc golf tag. Sigh. Even the wasteland needs its Karens.
Cliffhanger: Will this tag’s next victim be a chains... or a participation trophy?
The Siegebreaker Warlord didn’t choose Britain Best – it yeeted itself at PDGA-82142 like a mortar round fired from a broken golf cart. Legend says his 935 rating coincidentally matched the bunker’s last security code before “the Incident™.” Picture it: A man who pronounces “hyzer” correctly, dodging flaming putters in Art Dye’s parking lot while muttering, “I just wanted glow rounds.” Now bonded via apocalyptic OSHA violations and a 10ft chain reaction, they’re the ultimate fore-bearer of chaos.
But does this ‘disc-iple’ have the grit to keep #15 from becoming another casualty of war… or just another lost drive in the rough of regret?